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colt tp
  10/12/17
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twins
  10/12/17
High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday withou...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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Wilbur Mercer, man in miniature
  10/12/17
MODSSSSSSsss
twins
  10/12/17
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InTheZone
  10/12/17
This is jcm
coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger
  10/12/17
female junior associate took up dipping so she could be &quo...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Lmfao thats disgusting
coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger
  10/12/17
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killa cam
  10/12/17
we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the...
colt tp
  10/12/17
180, me too
killa cam
  10/12/17
I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's...
Adorable Penguin Costume
  10/12/17
It's real as shit man
killa cam
  10/12/17
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colt tp
  10/12/17
Some would say it is "too real"
InTheZone
  10/12/17
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attic
  10/12/17
I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course d...
colt tp
  10/12/17
fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no les...
attic
  10/12/17
typical attic tp response
colt tp
  10/12/17
cr
attic
  10/12/17
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Just wants a hug.
  10/12/17
Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make su...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Jfc
leolenin
  10/12/17
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Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  10/12/17
Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ...
colt tp
  10/12/17
18000000033)4727277
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  10/12/17
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Adorable Penguin Costume
  10/12/17
young white trash secretary decorated my office for the &quo...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Wtf is sweetest day?
coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger
  10/12/17
The day I die
Sarah Hyland's stomach-cramping Taco Bell farts
  10/12/17
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leolenin
  10/12/17
when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join th...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all a...
leolenin
  10/12/17
Get back in
killa cam
  10/12/17
Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO ...
CapTTTainFalcon
  10/12/17
Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the wors...
InTheZone
  10/12/17
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Slow Children Playing
  10/12/17
Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so o...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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Slow Children Playing
  10/12/17
haha wow holy shit
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  10/12/17
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microphones
  10/12/17
We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for year...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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MPA (retired due to anti-Irish racism)
  10/12/17
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CapTTTainFalcon
  10/12/17
Charlotte? Atlanta?
InTheZone
  10/12/17
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God, Guns & Trump (Sen. Kid Rock R-MI)
  10/12/17
A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies an...
colt tp
  10/12/17
180
God, Guns & Trump (Sen. Kid Rock R-MI)
  10/12/17
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Magical Asian Assurance Company
  10/12/17
Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. ...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Haha wow holy shit Did he get busted?
Magical Asian Assurance Company
  10/12/17
They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled
colt tp
  10/16/17
180
Adorable Penguin Costume
  10/12/17
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Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  10/12/17
Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pa...
colt tp
  10/12/17
jesus fuck
Sarah Hyland's stomach-cramping Taco Bell farts
  10/12/17
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CapTTTainFalcon
  10/12/17
I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.
colt tp
  10/12/17
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Midnight Cowboy
  10/12/17
CR
colt tp
  10/17/17
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Refunkulus
  10/12/17
Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spic...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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Carl Spackler
  10/12/17
We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer p...
colt tp
  10/12/17
rate the resort
Carl Spackler
  10/12/17
REALLY CR
colt tp
  10/12/17
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InTheZone
  10/12/17
I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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InTheZone
  10/12/17
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Watchmen
  10/12/17
Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the fir...
colt tp
  10/16/17
CircuitCitySpecial
[______Sign Here_____]
  10/16/17
Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall a...
colt tp
  10/16/17
jesus christ.
twins
  10/16/17
Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping ...
[______Sign Here_____]
  10/16/17
180
CapTTTainFalcon
  10/16/17


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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423445)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: twins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423449)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, man in miniature (Short Pride World Wide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: twins

MODSSSSSSsss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424837)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger

This is jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger

Lmfao thats disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423467)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

180, me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: Adorable Penguin Costume

I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

It's real as shit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423525)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423559)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: InTheZone

Some would say it is "too real"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: attic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423471)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: attic

fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

typical attic tp response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: attic

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423494)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Just wants a hug.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423472)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: leolenin

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423519)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423490)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)

18000000033)4727277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424075)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: Adorable Penguin Costume



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423498)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger

Wtf is sweetest day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Sarah Hyland's stomach-cramping Taco Bell farts

The day I die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424985)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: leolenin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423515)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join!

Day one; capital markets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423567)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: leolenin

Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: InTheZone

Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423557)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423668)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: microphones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423561)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: MPA (retired due to anti-Irish racism)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423640)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424533)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: InTheZone

Charlotte? Atlanta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: God, Guns & Trump (Sen. Kid Rock R-MI) (Magic Hat)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423614)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: God, Guns & Trump (Sen. Kid Rock R-MI) (Magic Hat)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424070)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423618)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

Haha wow holy shit

Did he get busted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423920)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: Adorable Penguin Costume

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's stomach-cramping Taco Bell farts

jesus fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Midnight Cowboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Refunkulus (never count out a MUSCLE NUT)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets

His name was Elena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424511)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Carl Spackler (Carl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Carl Spackler (Carl)

rate the resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

REALLY CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.

Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.

After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425523)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Watchmen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: [______Sign Here_____] (CirCiBereziak)

CircuitCitySpecial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Two associates I've known both fit the same profile:

Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature

They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455445)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: twins

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: [______Sign Here_____] (CirCiBereziak)

Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

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